Top White People Tweets (March 16, 2020)

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  • 01
    Photo caption - *Pornhub offers free Premium to quarantined Italians* Me using a VPN: @JimmyGotDishes Bon giorno!
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  • 02
    Text - Carmen Lagala @CarmenLagala Ah, quarantine. But first, I will meet up with 500 people at the grocery store to fight over beans.
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    Text - natalie foster @natfos HR at my work just called me and i thought i was in trouble for something but they just let me know my 11-year- old sister has been commenting on their instagram every day telling them to give me a raise
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    Text - Seth Everman @SethEverman this year has been going on for 8 years 4:34 AM - Mar 12, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 9.3K Retweets 54.7K Likes
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    Text - Joel Spishock @joelspishock_26 Day 2 without baseball: Hit on a girl at the bar just to get the feeling of what it's like to strikeout again 9:00 AM · 3/14/20 · Twitter for iPhone 6,217 Retweets 78.2K Likes
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    Text - ONIKN" Kevin Ryan @KevinRyanComedy Part of me thinks I have Coronavirus. But I also thought I had an STD before I ever had sex, so I may not be a good gauge.
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    Text - S.M. Phoenix @S_M_Phoenix I sexually identify as a microwave dinner, because I am ready in 5 minutes, look nothing like my photos, and I'm just satisfying enough for you to want me again when you're desperate. 17:37 · 3/11/20 · Twitter for Android 0... ...."
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    Text - Ally Hord @hordie We get it, Europe, you all have BALCONIES. 10:59 AM · 3/15/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Photography - Tomáš Bella @kvasinka Experts recommend keeping your daily rituals even while working from home.
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    Text - Paul B/ Barbs @GeographyNow In 2060 "Someone ate Bat soup" -"Then what happened Grandpa?" "The whole world fought for toilet paper" "-Why?" "Hush now little one. Go to bed."
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